Peter Jackson
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Peter Robert Jackson, (born October 31, 1961) is a well known director. He has so far directed four (8) movies. He is mostly known for his Lord of the Rings trilogy. He's won three academy awards and has the ability to send hailstorms to any part of the globe from his home in New Zealand.
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Peter Jackson has a devoted fanbase of 1 located at the Peter Jackson wiki. Controlled, run, maintained, written by, and directed by Supreme Gay Cajek, who can do whatever he wants until he's gay from Uncyclopedia, the wiki is expanding at a GAY AWESOME? pace, and now controls 8 (gay fucking kickass) articles, all of which are about Peter Jackson's Gay brother.
[edit] Who IS Peter Jackson?
Cajek was appointed the Supreme Leader on June 19th, 2009. He is called the "villaige idiot" not only because he's brought his cronies to this wiki, but also because nobody can stop him... NOBODY who isn't a bureacrat!
Winner of the Review of the Month award at Uncyclopedia in December, 2007, Cajek is the fourth reincarnation of our lord and savior, Peter Jackson. Found in the remote hills of the Seqouia mountains in California, Cajek identified correctly the prayer beads and rattle of the Holy One at the tender age of 26.
[edit] Okay, okay, okay, but who's Cajek?
Cajek is the Supreme Grand High Master Lala Poofykins of the Peter Jackson wiki, named after Peter Jackson, the subject of the Peter Jackson Wiki. Cajek's daily roles include writing stuff about himself and being the sole contributor to the Peter Jackson wiki.
Cajek is a renowned contributor at the semi-famous Uncyclopedia. After being thrown out of Uncyclopedia for bad things he did driving 120 miles per hour in the wrong lane of the freeway whilst high on black tar heroin, Cajek renounced wikis where he was not the only person writing things.
Cajek likes saying PENIS PENIS PENIS with his personal friend, The Cookie Monster. YOU GOD DAMNED ASSHOLE!!! WHOEVER IS VANDALIZING STOP IT!!!! FUCK YOU!! He pronounces his own name "Cajek," and isn't vain in any way, shape, or form. Others pronounce his name wrongly.
Cajek predicts some administrator from Wikia will find him here, fucking around, and will summarily (did I already use that word) ban him from Undercyclopedia.
